So we at The Ice Garden started thinking: what would each CWHL and NWHL team name their adopted floof? Here’s what we came up with...
Worcester Blades: The Woofster Blades would adopt whatever woofer their first round draft pick Lauren Williams is training.
CWHL first overall pick Lauren Williams (@lwilly17 ) on whether Que the guide dog ever got used to goalies: "No...even like, people in equipment, when he’d be in the locker room, he’d look at you funny.”https://t.co/boVpTQNGPB— Annie (@Baseball_Annie_) August 27, 2018
Toronto Furies: The Toronto Floofies ball o’ fur would be a Samoyed, also known as a big cloud dog. They’d name her “Flurry,” like a light snow flurry.
Though it does appear that Amanda Makela’s pup is their doggo.
Markham Thunder: The Barkham Thunder would name their adoptee Lightning, because Thunder and Lightning.
Calgary Inferno: The Calgary In-fur-no’s adopted woofer would be named Flame.
Les Canadiennes de Montreal: The Les Canadiennes would adopt a French Mastiff. Their doggo would be named Star, in homage to their old name as the Montreal Stars. Also in the running: “Madame Woof-Woof.”
Shenzhen KRS Vanke Rays: The KRS Vanke Rays would adopt a Chow Chow most likely. They would name her Mushu.
Boston Pride: The Pride should adopt an eagle because of the number of BC alumna on the team. But eagles are birbs, not pups, so instead they’d find a Pomeranian (the Boston Pride-eranians), and name her Nala.
Metropolitan Riveters: Rosie the Retriever, duh.
Connecticut Whale: The Corg-necituct Whale’s woofer is a corgi named Ahab or maybe Quinn (because of how many Quinnipiac alumna). We couldn’t decide.
Buffalo Beauts: The Woof-alo Beauts adopt a pug because they kinda look like mini boofalos. They’d name him Buster because they were news busters this off season.
Mini-nesota Whitecaps: The Mini-sota Whitecaps woof woof would be a Mini Dachshund named Cappy.
What do you think each team should name their dog? Let us know in the comments or in your own Fan Post.